According to some [g]od, or how [h]e allows [h]imself to be
interpreted as, homosexuality is unnatural
but
it’s quite alright for catholic hospitals
to give blood transfusions (if you can afford it).
further options for heteros:
We can bury our dead in boxes rather than soil,
so [g]od’s flowers don’t get, you know, grown,
and
we can keep dildos under our beds, get off
like gays and still manage to not reproduce our stupidity.
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