Acknowledgements
Altruistic Narcissism
Charlton Heston’s Urethra
Wal*Mart Families for Friendly Fire
Ethnic Cleansing
High Bias
Since They’ve Cut Down All the Blacks
N.Y. Lotto Declares War on Education
Parole Hearing with a Reformed Charles Manson
Headway for Beginners
Inspector Gadget’s Erection
Tape Deck Pilot
Tire Irony
Applied Pressure
Graveyard Pharmaceuticals
Crashing the Party
The Roots of Independence
Carpenter’s Union
Kyoto Hearing Aids
Anti-Warhol
U.S. Withdrawal